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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

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